GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And